Climate Change – Terminated

Scaremongering scientists have long been predicting the onset of a climatic apocalypse some time next Tuesday when our overly exploited planet will bite back with anger following generations of neglect.

Now, it would appear that salvation is at hand. Arnold Schwarzenegger, action hero turned comedic politician has revealed that he is championing the cause. Great, instead of forming pressure groups as any normal person, the future environmental activist is likely to take to shooting cars with a flame thrower and mutilating anyone using an aerosol in public with their bare hands.

Bring it on. What a great spectacle to see the Bush administration go down in a blaze of glory. Perhaps the Big guy would like to come to England and form an alliance with the Tory Party? Then watch Big Shot Blair play the tough smart arse. I can see the celebrity death match with deputy Two-Jags now. Asta-lavista Labour.