Don’t you just love science!

Science is seen as the land of the nutty grey haired eccentric with some justification. But sometimes, just sometimes, eccentricity breeds brilliance.

Stuart Brody, psychologist from the University of Paisley, has revealed that having sex can reduce stress – no shit Sherlock.

But, as the matter was of such significance that is was reported by the BBC and New Scientist Magazine it may not be as widely known as I anticipated.

To be fair, Brody did take some scientific perspective. His research was not without depth. Excuse the deliberate pun. He has revealed that it is only full sex that acts as a stress relief. Anything else does not hit the spot (there I go again with the puns).

Brody, I embrace you. Finally their can be no arguments about the merits of science in the world. No longer can it be claimed that it has no use for the common man.

Climate Change – Terminated

Scaremongering scientists have long been predicting the onset of a climatic apocalypse some time next Tuesday when our overly exploited planet will bite back with anger following generations of neglect.

Now, it would appear that salvation is at hand. Arnold Schwarzenegger, action hero turned comedic politician has revealed that he is championing the cause. Great, instead of forming pressure groups as any normal person, the future environmental activist is likely to take to shooting cars with a flame thrower and mutilating anyone using an aerosol in public with their bare hands.

Bring it on. What a great spectacle to see the Bush administration go down in a blaze of glory. Perhaps the Big guy would like to come to England and form an alliance with the Tory Party? Then watch Big Shot Blair play the tough smart arse. I can see the celebrity death match with deputy Two-Jags now. Asta-lavista Labour.