Pot, kettle – Black?
As the Labour Party try to marginalise fun in the form of lad’s magazines one can only be soothed by the knowledge that New Labour has been such a paragon of virtue.
Leave Keeley and Abi alone. Learning about boobs is fun and educational – being traumatised by John Prescott’s finger food and David Blunkett walking the dog, is not
If lad’s mags are to be placed on the top shelf then the government will finally have to implement a proper sex education scheme into the curriculum. Where else is a self respecting 12-year-old meant to learn how to pull a porn star or spell bukkake, erm, bukak, no bukkak…. Dam it.
And of course it is the lads and not the sweet innocent girlie mags that come under attack. An article on how to give the best blow job is, of course, much less offensive than a pert nipple and a tennis skirt.
Que labour Claire no-fun what’s-her-face bra burning and hand-cuffed to railings. Or is that just too rude?
As the Labour Party try to marginalise fun in the form of lad’s magazines one can only be soothed by the knowledge that New Labour has been such a paragon of virtue.
Leave Keeley and Abi alone. Learning about boobs is fun and educational – being traumatised by John Prescott’s finger food and David Blunkett walking the dog, is not
If lad’s mags are to be placed on the top shelf then the government will finally have to implement a proper sex education scheme into the curriculum. Where else is a self respecting 12-year-old meant to learn how to pull a porn star or spell bukkake, erm, bukak, no bukkak…. Dam it.
And of course it is the lads and not the sweet innocent girlie mags that come under attack. An article on how to give the best blow job is, of course, much less offensive than a pert nipple and a tennis skirt.
Que labour Claire no-fun what’s-her-face bra burning and hand-cuffed to railings. Or is that just too rude?
posted by Andy Pierce | 12:45 AM
1 Comments:
You damn right boy! I remember flickin through my girlfriends sugar mag and reading about the perfect orgasm and how to give the best handjob and thinkin why isn't there anything like this for blokes? As well as being slightly alarmed that 12 year old girls could buy this stuff! Not that I felt any of the benefits from my girlfriends til I got to the age of 17. Anyway HERE HERE! Long live lads mags (the saviour of young men's dignity and sex lives)
Swayzee
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